Your Summer TV Line Up

Summer is peaking its shy, little head around the corner and waiting for us to put our textbooks and laptops down and join it to play.

And what better way to spend your summer than basking in the warm glow of the television screen?

There’s a rich reserve of television on the internet these days and I invite you to spend the next few months soaking up its rays with me.

Mondays

Grace & Frankie

Comedy Goddesses, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin, unite in this Netflix original about dramatic life change. I would drink peyote tea with these two ladies literally any day. Life doesn’t end after 50 and Grace and Frankie is the answer to that myth. In an article by Kathi Wolfe, Grace and Frankie is described as “a New Age, ‘California liberal,’ touching, sometimes grating  “I Love Lucy” — if Ricky and Fred were coming out to Lucy and Ethel.”

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Tuesdays

Pretty Little Liars

#SummerOfAnswers is so close, I can almost touch it (LITERALLY TONIGHT). This is the season we’ve been waiting six years for (or two school years, four halloweens and a christmas in Rosewood) and as the date draws nearer, it’s really all I can think about.

I watch Pretty Little Liars on FaceTime with my sister because this show is best with a buddy to scream and hypothesize with. Make it a date.

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Start from Season One on Netflix and catch new episodes on ABC Family

Stitchers

Immediately following tonight’s premiere of Pretty Little Liars, tune into Stitchers, ABC Family’s first procedural drama.

Stitchers promises to be an exciting ride as a sci-fi/crime solving/badass chick show full of attractive people – thanks again, ABC Family!

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Wednesdays

Scrotal Recall

Don’t let the name throw you. Scrotal Recall is, ultimately, a smart and endearing love story.

Incited by test results that tell him he has chlamydia, puppy-eyed Dylan tracks down his former lovers to break the news. But he contacts them alphabetically rather than chronologically, leaving us to weave together the timeline and realize that events that led to The One getting away.

This is a fast watch but if you are able to prevent yourself from clicking “play next,” you can manage to string it out for six weeks.

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Fridays

Call The Midwife

This BBC period drama is delightful. Based on a memoir, Call The Midwife takes place in London in the 1950s and centers around the midwives in a nursing convent. Our leading lady, played by Jessica Raine, is delightful. The other midwives are delightful. The babies are delightful. The dialogue is delightful. These characters and their absolute selflessness will inspire and encourage you and maybe even restore your faith in humanity.

If you’re a fan of Downton Abbey, you’ll enjoy Call The Midwife.

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Young & Hungry

When you’ve had enough of birthing babies and you just need a laugh, switch over to Young & Hungry, an ABC Family sitcom starring Emily Osment (Hannah Montana).

While Young & Hungry can be cheesy at times, it’s also clever and sometimes completely inappropriate and racy. Emily Osment is hilarious, hot and super broke. Watch her struggle to get out of debt and accidentally sleep with her boss.

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Saturdays

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Feeling nostalgic? Join me for a summer-long rewatch of this television treasure. If it weren’t for Buffy, TV would be less smart, less female and less fanged. Time to pay homage.

If you haven’t watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer yet, get out from under your rock and get ready for the apocalypse. So many apocalypses. If you need further incentive, this was the show that mainstreamed Joss Whedon (The Avengers), Sarah Michelle Gellar (The Crazy Ones) and Alyson Hannigan (How I Met Your Mother) among many, many others.

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Sundays

Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

Another BCC show! BBC is turning out some fantastic shows these days and I anticipate Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell could fast become as beloved as Sherlock or, god forbid, Doctor Who.

Based on the novel by Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, has already been touted as, the finest new drama thats been on our screens this decade.”

For those of you who think fantasy is just for children – shame on you. For the rest of you, give this one a go.

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It Was Delicious, I Want Another. Or, Avengers: Age of Ultron.

As some of you might already know, the IV (that’s roman numeral for FOUR, get it?) TV girls went to see Avengers: Age of Ultron opening night. Midnight release. With all the crazies.

In case you who missed it, it looked something like this:

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We were the crazies.

and some awkward (fantastic) dancing in celebration of you, our fans.

If you’re one of the 3 people who didn’t see it opening weekend (it found it’s way nicely to the number 2 slot of biggest box office openings with a cool $187.7 million dollars), you should go see it. And whether you’ve seen it or not, you should read on to see what we thought about it:

Savannah: I don’t have to tell you to go see The Avengers: Age of Ultron. If you’re going to like it, you’ve probably already seen it. And if you haven’t already seen it, then you probably haven’t seen The Avengers. And if you haven’t seen The Avengers, then you maybe haven’t seen any of the Iron Man, Thor or Captain America movies (no love for The Hulk). And if you haven’t seen any of these Marvel movies, seeing The Avengers: Age of Ultron might be super confusing for you.

I highly recommend taking a cold, hard look at your life and what you’re doing with it if you haven’t seen any of the movies in this franchise. Do you want to be happy?

My favorite thing about The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it felt just as much like a comedy as it did an action flick. There was a laugh around every corner and at the end of every punch (line, get it?). But it wasn’t campy and it wasn’t cheap. These jokes, crafted by genius Joss Whedon and carried out by an amazingly talented ensemble, were smart, quick, witty and unique to each character.

I love the relationships among all the characters and the character development felt really strong. (No spoilers, but I’ve always had a soft spot for Jarvis and this movie really messed with my emotions, Jarvis-wise.) Bruce Banner and Tony Stark are adorable mad scientists together while Captain and Thor are busy drinking Stan Lee under the table.

Basically, I’m ready for a Hulk movie. Mark Ruffalo can carry a film, guys. You know who else can? Scarlett Johansson. Give them their own damn movies. Or as Thor would say, ANOTHA.

Gwen: Agreed. Hulk is the best Avenger, he definitely deserves another go.

Angel: Word. I was pleasantly surprised by the tasteful humor, which makes so much sense considering Joss Whedon’s IMBD profile. 

Gwen: My theory is that Disney bought out Marvel specifically so that they could use the Pinocchio song, “I’ve Got No Strings” for the scary robot’s creepy theme music in Avengers: Age of Ultron.

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Ultron/Pinocchio Remix courtesy of Etsy

Yes, Ultron and his theme song was THE BEST part of the whole film.His face was beautiful, his wit beyond compare, and his voice? Let’s just say that James Spader did a marvelous job.

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Savannah: Quick, someone photoshop Ultron’s face into a glitter heart for Gwen.

Gwen: Yes! I would definitely tape that to my binder.

Angel: Idk Gwen. Ultron’s face <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Your face in that Hulk mask.

Gwen: He looks good, I look better… it’s obviously a match made in heaven.

Kaili: I always appreciate attractive men in movies, and I’m still interested in all of them even after a second movie. Oh yes, so much attractiveness.

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Sorry, Jeremy Renner… you’re just not my cup of tea, love.

Onto the actual plot of the movie…

I appreciated that they gave some more information on Black Widow and Hawkeye, even if it didn’t align with the comics. Anyone who ever expects movies to do justice to written works is out of their mind though. Can we all just accept that movies and books/comics are good in their own unique ways? No? That’s fine. Do you.

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I was wondering why Disney had to go and come out with Guardians of the Galaxy right after they acquired Marvel (the Guardians of the Galaxy are an original Marvel team, but none of those characters exist on it). I accepted it though since it was still a Stan Lee creation and he’s a comic book genius.

Anyway, everyone knows that when you stay until the end of a Marvel movie, you get another video clip, which usually hints at the next movie. Well, the clip at the end of Age of Ultron suggested that the Guardians of the Galaxy will likely be in Avengers: Infinity War Part 1.

I’m very excited about that, because I love Groot and also… this beautiful piece o’ man.

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Essentially, the movie left me wanting more… so see it. If you liked the first one, you’ll like the second, and be ready for the third come 2018.

Gwen: The real question is: will baby Groot make an appearance in the next film?

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Savannah: That is the real question. End spoilers!

Angel: This post would have too many red glitter hearts for our readers to handle.

Gwen: Glittery hearts are ALWAYS the answer.

Kaili: I don’t think they’re a bad answer though. If any of these actors favorited and/or shared a glitter heart tweet, I could die happy.

Angel: I’m really bad at watching super-hero action movies. Like, really bad. Too many explosions make me feel epileptic and I giggle at grown ups in latex suits shooting lasers and beating each other up. But let me tell you that Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Ruffalo have the superpowers to change my aversion in a heartbeat. Age of Ultron has made me disloyal to my beloved indie genre, but there are just so many amazing biceps in this movie, can you blame me?

Savannah: I love this and I got them all right. NBD, but I could pick out RDJ’s biceps from any lineup.

Angel: What I’m about to say might lose me some friends but…

I haven’t seen the first Avengers.

I’ll admit that I can’t get intellectual about the plot lines or deviations from the comics, but what I can tell you is this: If you must see Age of Ultron because you are a little fish in a big Marvel pond, do not panic. Wear a Captain America mask, enjoy the witty banter between extremely charismatic cast members, and at the end of the movie when everyone is deconstructing why it was such an awesome adaptation, just smile and nod and talk about how Robert Downey Jr. and Tony Stark are actually the same person.

Savannah: ANGEL. YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE AVENGERS?????

Angel: I didn’t want to get kicked out of IV TV Girls…… Can I still sit with you guys?

Gwen: Yes, Angel. IV TV Girls wouldn’t be the same without you…

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And, to tell the truth, I have to say I doze off during those fight scenes myself. These movies take some energy to watch! (Not to mention awesome friends to bring along.)

Kaili: No shame guys. I hadn’t seen many Marvel movies before the first Avengers… (I was more of a DC gal) but now I’m a die hard fan. Those biceps, punch lines, mutants, and robots will keep you coming back for more every time.

Savannah: Oh my god, you guys. It’s so much more than just biceps.

Top 3 Reasons You Should See This 2014 Disney Flick

1. The Book ALEXANDER_TERRIBLE_HORRIBLE

“Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day” is a children’s book from the 1970’s that my parents read when they were children, and a book that, in turn, was read to me and my siblings. If you were familiar with the book before the movie, you should watch the movie simply for the ability to see a childhood favorite come to life. For those of you who haven’t read it, the basic outline is that it’s a darling book written from the perspective of a boy named Alexander who has all these seemingly minor things go wrong during his day. All of these things, in the eyes of a child who has yet to experience anything too terrible, added together essentially create the worst day ever. In the end, Alexander’s mom gives him some perspective and all is right with the world again. So that’s nice and all, but why would you want to watch that movie?

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2. The Disney Magic

Disney actually took the ideas in this book and ran as far as it possibly could with them. The jest of the book is there, Alexander has a terrible, horrible,  no good, really bad day featuring hints at or shots of each terrible event mentioned in the book (aside from the fact that characters were added and changed to give the story some more filling); but the entirety of the book is merely the first few minutes of the movie. The difference in the movie is that no one really understands Alexander’s plight of having terrible days. So the poor wishes that his family would all experience terrible, horrible, no good, very bad days so they would know what it was like. I’m sure we can all figure out where the movie goes from there… Disney magic tends to be slightly predictable along with the majority of the film industry, but the fun is always in the journey.

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3. The Cast

• Alexander’s parents are played by the always entertaining Steve Carell and the ever lovable Jennifer Garner.

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• The child actors totally rocked their roles

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• Plus, who doesn’t like an adorable baby? Well, babies… since twin girls played the part. cc39ec7229ef29700574482cc1eee4a0aa2f6413

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If you like Disney Family movies, or movies that throw you back to your childhood, this is a good flick for you!

My breakup letter to Shonda Rhimes

Dear Shonda Rhimes,

We need to talk.

I want to start out by saying, Shonda, that it has been a privilege. The time we’ve spent together over the years have been some of the best of my life. You made me feel things I didn’t know I was capable of feeling.

When I look back on my life, I know that I will always think of our time together fondly. You made me into the person I am today. I am a better person because of you.

But Shonda, I was so young when this all started. I didn’t know who I was back then and I didn’t know what I wanted. I wish I had known then what I know now.

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Happier times.

This hasn’t been easy. We haven’t always had good times. In fact, we’ve seen a lot of heartache. And sometimes, even when two people love each other the way we do, sometimes love just isn’t enough.

For so long, I’ve tried to deny it, but we’ve been growing apart for some time now. And as hard as it is to admit, we’re going down different paths.

I wish it was different. I wish we could have made this work. But I just don’t have it in me.

I have to focus on me right now. You’ll be fine without me. You’re so strong.

What I’m trying to say, Shonda, is that you don’t make me happy anymore and I think this relationship, this relationship that used to be so beautiful, has become unhealthy.

Maybe it’s my fault because I didn’t end things when I found out Derek had a wife. That was such a red flag. But I was in too deep and I needed to believe it would work out.

My friends thought I was crazy for staying after Cristina was left at the altar. But I knew we would get through it together.

When Denny died, I thought that would be our lowest point and if I could just drag myself off the bathroom floor, it would be okay.

Sometimes, I felt like I was drowning and couldn’t go on. But I knew giving up wasn’t the answer.

Maybe, by the time George died, I was just too damaged to walk away. I couldn’t imagine life without you.

When the shooter walked into the hospital, I think I mostly stuck around to see how far you would go. I dared you to pull that trigger. It was like you wanted to hurt me.

But then things got better again and I could pretend that I was happy. I pretended we still were those bright-eyed interns who were so in love.

I thought you were going to take Callie or Arizona from me in that accident – but what you did was so much worse. You put Arizona on that plane and you saved her, only to rip her best qualities from her.

And how dare you kill Lexi right after she and Mark were finally going to work out? We could’ve been together forever.

This is what you do, Shonda. And I can’t deal with it anymore.

Killing. Isn’t. Always. The answer. It’s the easy way out. It’s murder. But you know all about getting away with murder, don’t you?

And this… this thing I can’t even talk about… this Derek business…. this was the last straw.

I don’t even know the person you are. Because the person I fell in love with would never have done what you have. But then, maybe I never really knew you.

Please don’t try to stop me. I’ve made up my mind. I want off the carousel. It’s for the best.

Maybe someday we can be friends. I hope so.

Fondly and with a broken heart,

Your ex-person.

The Consequences of Not “Letting It Go”

tumblr_mxtw7gu1OV1r53i9eo1_1387077964_coverSo by this point in life everyone in the U.S. has probably heard of “Frozen” enough times to want to rip their ears off. Even Idina Menzel has been known to say that every parent of a young child probably hates her. As if that wasn’t enough, Disney is already getting us pumped up for “Frozen 2” even though we haven’t been given an approximate date for its release. Not that I have anything against “Frozen.” I will gladly admit that I saw it in theaters and sang the songs for weeks and months afterwards until I was able to purchase the movie. However, that movie came out in 2013… 2013, and we’re STILL stuck on it! I’ve yet to live a day since its release where “Frozen” isn’t in my life in some way. To be fair, I work in retail… where there’s everything from Frozen toilet wipes to three foot tall Ana and Elsa dolls, but still. That movie exploded, and the point I’m trying to make with all of this is that this explosion may have cast some smoke over a movie that could have exploded much larger than it did if “Frozen” fans had just decided to… giphy What is it that I’m so bent out of shape over? “Big Hero Six,” which was released almost a year after “Frozen.” I truly believe this movie was intended to blow up pretty big, maybe not as big as “Frozen” (as princess movies are known historically to bring in the most profit for Disney), but still relatively large. “Big Hero 6” just did not get the attention it needed to successfully launch as a huge hit. I’ll skip going into the statistics of how much “Big Hero 6” made compared with “Frozen,” but let’s just say, with a superhero line-up, “Big Hero 6” had the potential to make some serious money off of relative merchandise and it just didn’t seem to hit the mark. Of course, “Frozen” limiting the capabilities of “Big Hero 6” is just a theory I have. Maybe the movie just didn’t do too well all on its own. Either way, the movie is spectacular. If you like Disney, or comics, or superheroes, or downright lovable characters, you should most definitely check it out. This movie obviously came about after Disney acquired Marvel. “BiSunfire_&_Big_Hero_6_No.1g Hero 6″ was actually a marvel comic before it hit the big screen. Had that been played up more, the movie may have attracted a larger audience, but I’ll refrain from commenting too much on that. As with most Marvel movies, there were significant differences between the movie and the comics, so if you’re one of those people who’s easily offended by screenwriters veering off course, maybe you shouldn’t actually check this out… For those of you who didn’t leave with this last revelation, let me walk you through this movie… First off, I have to mention that brother’s Hiro and Tadashi Hamada, two of the main characters, live with their aunt. Another Dis66da6c05798412da322b26216738ecdfney movie where a parent or two are dead… classic. Fortunately we don’t have to hear the horrific backstory as to why they aren’t around. (SPOILER: Well, kind of… some of the trailers hinted at this.) Not so fortunately, we get good and attached to Tadashi, and BOOM! They kill him off. Thanks Disney… I waited the whole movie for him to come back, but no. He was really dead.

The jest of the movie is that Hiro, a young inventor, and his friends need to track down an evil man, who inexplicably stole an invention from Hiro and goes around destroying things and wreaking havoc with it. The movie has humor, tear jerk moments, killer music, and plot twists like you wouldn’t believe. Not to mention, an extremely lovable robot, Baymax. 200You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll be on the edge of your seat… you’ll wonder why you hadn’t watched it sooner. It’s fun for the whole family, and the best part? It’s a nice break from the world of musicals where your kids sing the same songs over and over again for three years straight.

Distractions for Pretty Little Liars fans: Or what you should be watching while you’re waiting for season six [SPOILERS].

Waiting for the season 6 summer premier of Pretty Little Liars on ABCFamily is agonizing. We thought we’d have some respite following the #BigAReveal which ended up being a pretty great episode but not exactly satisfactory, reveal-wise.pll

But there’s no reason why life should stop until we’re finally told, once and for all, #WhoIsA and #WhoIsCharles (I have my theories). In the meantime, we deserve to be emotionally messed with in the manner which we’re accustomed to. I’m going to give you some insight on which shows have the plot twists, characters and stories to do so.

1. How To Get Away With Murder
As devout fans of Pretty Little Liars, we are — I hesitate to say addicted but that’s probably what we are — addicted to the feeling of what is happening right now, I can’t even that PLL provides us with amply (not to mention the attractive faces and dramatic relationships). Just when you think they can’t, they do.

Watching the series premiere of How to Get Away With Murder, I felt the familiar anxiety, confusion and need for answers that accompanies a forty-two minute dose of PLL. As three (not one, not two, but THREE) intricate murder plots were woven and weaved and painted and sculpted in front of me, I knew that this was a show that would make me keep coming back for more, as Liars has done for five seasons now. It’s not a choice, it’s a need.

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Picture this: four pretty, young things looking panicked and scared. It’s nighttime in Pennsylvania and these four have just done something unspeakable. Have they MURDERED someone? Who? Why? How? FLASHBACK- three months earlier. No explanations. Sound familiar? Remind you of a stormy night in a barn in Pennsylvania when four different pretty, young things, looking panicked and scared, discovered that their best friend was missing only to find out that she was murdered? What? She was murdered? By whom? Why? How? NO EXPLANATIONS.

It seems to all lead back to one thing for both shows. I am going to call this plot device Laura Palmer syndrome because Twin Peaks did it first. A young girl is missing and the case is surrounded by mysterious characters and sinister motives. Anyone you ask will tell you that Laura Palmer/Alison DiLaurentis/Lila Stangard was a good girl: popular with her classmates, well-liked by the community and headed towards a bright future. Further digging, however, uncovers a prostitution ring/vast amounts of blackmail/drug trafficking. What I’m saying is this: it doesn’t matter who the girl was who went missing, or even what she did to get herself dead (because usually she has it coming, let’s be real). What matters is what happens to the people who are affected by the disappearance. The metaphorical Laura Palmer is a plot device — one that PLL and HTGAWM both employ with skill.

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Probably almost murdered by an older man(?) because she definitely had it coming.

It’s true, that How To Get Away With Murder deals with grown up stuff like law school while the girls in Pretty Little Liars are still taking their sweet time graduating from high school. PLL definitely exercises our fashion sense more than HTGAWM will. But the two shows share more than a missing blonde girl and the use of acronyms. Both shows are plot driven and character central. Both have couples we’re rooting for and relationships we’re rooting against. They both expand television’s representation of the LGBTQ community in positive ways. Each has those really ridiculous moments in the plot which cause you to stop and think, “this would never actually happen.” And the case for both shows is that you’re willing to ignore the skepticism, accept the incredulous nature of it all and, after a while, welcome the absurdity willingly.

So, what’s that, Shonda Rhimes, creator of HTGAWM? You’re not going to hand us, the viewers, motive, means and opportunity with a nice, shiny bow on top? Well, that’s actually just perfect because we’re seasoned professionals of suspense. Your pilot is child’s play compared to last year’s PLL finale. Or the year before that. Or the year before THAT. Bring it.

Buy How To Get Away With Murder now on Hulu Plus

2. Eye Candy

This show is like PLL but with WAY more blood (and not quuuuuite as good acting).

Another teenage girl gone missing. (Being sixteen is dangerous, seriously.) Someone in a hoodie abducts her (sound familiar?) while her big sister, Lindy, watches helplessly.

Three years later, Lindy signs up for Tinder (basically, but they call it Flirtual which is pretty catchy) and starts getting threatening texts. From a serial killer. The idea of a social media serial killer is absolutely fascinating and so relevant to right now.

This is not a show to watch alone at night. I’m currently watching it and it’s, like, dusk-ish, and that’s too dark. Watch it at noon, with a fully charged phone and preferably with multiple people at home with you. Like a party. Watch Eye Candy during a daytime party.

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“I need you to be straight up with me: is there a serial killer in my house right now?”

The one thing that Eye Candy seems to get is that, when you’re being stalked, threatened and hunted, you should probably alert the authorities. While Lindy doesn’t exactly trust the cops, she doesn’t cover up her “A” ‘s crimes (which always makes everything worse) either. But then, if it were me, I’d lock myself in a panic room. Or move far, far away.

Blasting through the first season of Eye Candy will be super cathartic for a PLL fan because you’re actually given answers. And you won’t have to wait six seasons for them, because Eye Candy wasn’t renewed. If you’re looking for a quick fix, this is it.

Stream Eye Candy now on Hulu Plus

3. Twin Peaks

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Fire walk with me.

The original missing girl in a mysterious town with sketchy people and bad intentions plot. Laura Palmer was the original Alison DiLaurentis. On the surface, she was the perfect popular girl. But she was up to no good and many people wanted to see her shut up.

Twin Peaks is so amazingly classic from its Microsoft Word title logo to the iconic theme song. Though it jumped the shark before the series ended, Twin Peaks was, in many ways, a game-changer for television drama. Laura Palmer and Special Agent Dale Cooper proved that an audience would stick by to see a mystery unravel over the course of multiple seasons. But what’s more, the show has one of the most unique cast of characters to ever be written.

There has been much talk about a Twin Peaks revival and, if that comes to happen, you’re going to want to be ready.

Quick tip: have some pie around when you’re getting ready to binge watch Twin Peaks. Thank me later.

Stream Twin Peaks now on Netflix Instant or Hulu Plus

4. Orphan Black

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I’m beginning to realize crazy is genetic.

Orphan Black? you ask. One of these is not the same. I acknowledge that Orphan Black doesn’t really fit in with the Good Girl Gone Dead theme that these other shows share and maybe you’d think a show like The Killing would be better suited for this slot.

But I maintain that fans of PLL will ardently love Orphan Black regardless of lack of dead/missing 16 year old because, at the end of the day, we watch Pretty Little Liars because we love the Liars. They have individual personalities and unique wants and needs but they share a badass sister bond that’s unbreakable. Orphan Black is all about the badass chicks with unique personalities.

Orphan Black definitely has enough intrigue to hook a fan of PLL and it also has plenty of pretty people, even if most of them are Tatiana Maslany.

Stream Orphan Black now on Amazon Prime

5. Veronica Mars

Here’s the thing about Veronica Mars. It’s my favorite show of all time. Nothing’s going to replace it.

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There might never have been an Anna, had there not first been a Veronica.

Here’s another thing about Veronica Mars. A lot of your favorite actors got their start here.

If I was forced to pick one season of any show to put in a time capsule, or one season of any show to bring on a desert island, or one season of any show to live in, it would be the first season of Veronica Mars.

Kristen Bell plays the title character, a popular girl turned outcast whose best friend was murdered. Her dad was the sheriff until he was kicked out of office following the murder. He opens a private detective agency (obviously) and goes from authority figure to coolest PI ever. Veronica’s mom up and abandons the family for basically no reason. Veronica goes to a party to prove that she doesn’t care what her peers think and ends up drugged and raped.

It’s a rough year.

But instead of crying over her bad luck, Veronica gets a taser and goes looking for answers.

Veronica Mars uses her own resources to investigate the unsolved case and be a general kickass lady. There’s an episode-long mystery within just about every episode but Veronica never loses sight of what’s most important to her: finding her best friend’s killer.

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You know what they say, Veronica Mars, she’s a marshmallow.

This show also features my ultimate OTP and my favorite snarky quotes of all time.

Veronica Mars ended too soon when it fell victim to the creation of The CW. Fans mourned for years before we decided to pay for a movie ourselves. We broke kickstarter records.

If you want to come over and watch Veronica Mars, that invitation is literally always open. Call me.

Stream Veronica Mars now on Amazon Prime

Stay tuned!

Savannah

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And they are all Tatiana Maslany.

There’s a show, you might have heard some buzz about it, it’s called Orphan Black.

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Guys.

Guys.

Guys.

This show is amazing.

This show has the plot, the dialogue, the characters, the acting, the intrigue and just about anything else you could ask for in a TV show.

The only downfall is that it’s hard to get a hold of because it’s a BBC America show. If you have cable and that cable has BBC America in its package then you’ve probably already been watching Orphan Black (and if you haven’t, WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE CABLE?) and loving it. But if you’re an Amazon Prime member, you can start watching season one of this show tonight. And you should.

Now, I don’t want to give too much away, I don’t, and it’s going to be difficult. But I’ll let you know just enough: This is a show about family, really. And conspiracy. See, there’s this girl, Sarah, and she’s been leading a pretty hard and fast life. But she returns to make things right with her absolutely adorable daughter so they can be a family. That’s when she sees herself walk in front of a train and DIE. Or someone who looks identical to her. So, she does what any rational person would do when you see your doppleganger commit suicide – she takes her purse and assumes her identity.

This would probably be a pretty decent premise if it just stopped there. BUT IT DOESN’T. No. This show is never that basic.

This show is about clones, guys. AND THEY’RE ALL PLAYED BY THE SAME ACTRESS WHO IS PHENOMENAL and every character is so unique that you will literally forget that you’re
watching the same actress.

That’s the biggest and only spoiler I will give you.

There’s a great ensemble here as well and terrific writing but what stands out the most is Tatiana Maslany’s stellar performances. All of them.

Also, watch out for Felix who is, arguably, the snarkiest, most caring, most fabulous brother to ever be.

e282f81d5d545a3fd1c539737f37b032If you’re not convinced or you’re on the fence about this show, just watch the first episode. If you don’t like it (you will), I will, like, buy you a sandwich or something.

So, stop reading this and go find out if your mother, brother, best friend, roommate, sestra, whoever has Amazon Prime so you can start streaming this immediately. Season 3 started last night.

Welcome to the Clone Club.

Things you should be watching: Episode 1

1. Generation Like: A PBS Frontline find + the Ian Somerhalder Foundation

2. Inside Out: Mark your calendars for June!

3. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Tina Fey makes Netflix gold.

4. Princess Jellyfish: A super awkward and nerdy animated series on Netflix.

5. THE VERY FIRST EPISODE OF GREY’S ANATOMY EVER: #FirstGreysEver because now we have Twitter.

6. Resistance: Fun facts about antibiotics.

7. Cinderella: Live action edition.

8. Rita: Quirky and Danish.